I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
AL FRANKENLooking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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