Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
AL FRANKENLooking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
More Al Franken Quotes
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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