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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.

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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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