What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
AL FRANKENI get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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