Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
AL FRANKENIf someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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