We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
AL FRANKENNo one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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