I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
AL FRANKENArmed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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