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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.

Al Franken

They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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