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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.

Al Franken

And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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