People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
AL FRANKENMy dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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