My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
AL FRANKENIf you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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