Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
TOM WAITSI’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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Songs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
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When you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
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