Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
TOM WAITSI’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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The blues is like a planet. It’s an enormous topic. You can’t ignore the impact that it has had and continues to have on the whole musical culture. It’s a tree that everyone is swinging from. Without it, I don’t know where I would be. It’s indelible and indispensable.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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