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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Yogi Berra

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Alive Father Grave Hear
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Baseball Hit Uniform
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Heat Humility One Liner
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Baseball Beat Pitch
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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People
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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One Liner Worth
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Lie Truth
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Guess Necessary Thank You
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Baseball League Parents Street
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Baseball Guy
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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Baseball Humor Lost Time
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Baseball Game Sports

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