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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.

Robin Williams

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Certain Comedy Funny
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Beginning Boy Finding Strive Voice
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Appeal Ideas Job Steady
What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Folk Impossible Inspirational Stuff
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Existence Greatness Heaven Laugh
You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Enough Madness Stupid Touch
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Borrow Hunter Used
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Funny Prostitute Refund Sex
Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Blink Death Exception Time
Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Gentlemen Learning Love Music
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Nature Party Spring
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Dead Funny Humour People
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Audience Kids Love Tough

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