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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Yogi Berra

I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Smart Wife
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Army Proud
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Baseball League Parents Street
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Baseball Blame Hit Mad
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Heat Humility One Liner
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Business Goals Motivational Regret
Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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Baseball Experience Failure Learning Lose Motivational Powerful Teaching Work Hard
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball Face Hit Ugly
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Baseball Sports Time Win
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Humor
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Coincidence One Liner

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