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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Yogi Berra

I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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Gold Gowth
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Come Experience One Liner Philosophy Road
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Baseball Blame Money Player Power
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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Excitement Family Home Road
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Baseball Hit Uniform
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Arms Giving
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Stock Market
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Baseball Motivational Win
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

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