All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRAAlways go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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It ain’t over till it’s over
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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Little things are big.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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