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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.

Adam Rex

Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
ADAM REX

Being Fashion Sad Terrible Yourself
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
ADAM REX

Funny Keep Kid Nerd Outgoing Understand
YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REX

Car Doing Laughing Room Worse
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
ADAM REX

Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top
The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
ADAM REX

Always Clone Doing Everybody Want Wanting Work
If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REX

Gentle Librarian Nothing Strictly Tofu Vegetarian
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
ADAM REX

Alien Bathroom Female Labeled Use
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Car Light Party Police Writing
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
ADAM REX

Good Like Magic Tragedy
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
ADAM REX

Cat Far. Animal Nice Pet
There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
ADAM REX

Bit Boxe Little Magic
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
ADAM REX

Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
ADAM REX

Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire

I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.

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