My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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