If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
ADAM FERRARALadies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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