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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.

Adam Ferrara

Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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Funny Humor Meet Mial Order Perfect Think Thinking Woman
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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Away Country List Mailing Month People Relative Thing Wife
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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Day Figure Funny Hobby Humor Life Man Shower Special
Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
ADAM FERRARA

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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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Beautiful Caulk Funny Girl Hollywood Silicon Sink
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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Chicken Father Funny Kiss Once Room Sex Talk Walked You
As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
ADAM FERRARA

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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.

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