“In a twilight garden, when a brown nightingale starts singing, what is left to a blonde chicken is to remain silent.”

There are only two words with four letters which can make us fly: Wing and Love.

Thank God I am not an intellectual! What a garbage of knowledge, what an unnecessary glossary of terms they have, those intellectuals!

When the sun sets beautifully, other beauties rise. Nature is a theatre; when one great player leaves the scene, another great player immediately enters. The play always continues excellently.

I don’t keep diaries; I consider them like birds; I set them free and let them fly to the depths of the past where they belong!

Future is an unknown country which requires tough visas for anyone to enter. Not all of us will get the chance to visit it.

May God protect us from all the religions!

If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truth needs an insistent repetition!

If there is moonlight outside, don’t stay inside! If there is candle inside, don’t stay outside! Moments of romanticism are too valuable to be missed!

Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution!

If you are a lighthouse, you cannot hide yourself; if you hide yourself, you cannot be a lighthouse!

High positions are full of low people!

There are no ‘perfect liars’ in the world; there are only ‘perfect believers’ who believe in even the most obvious lies!

While other creatures of the evolution are just watching the universe, man alone has the power to change the fate of the universe.

Wisdom is the highest position a man can attain!

Behind every success, there lies a magical word: Dare!

If you haven’t admired anybody in your whole life, you are the best candidate to be the world’s greatest megalomaniac!

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer.

When I’m out, maybe I’m looking at the fried chicken, but I know I need to order the grilled.

I try to eat a lot of baked foods, fish, chicken, potatoes, stuff like that. Grab me a Muscle Milk. That helps.

It’s not just the end of a chicken leg, it really is – imagine the cartilage of game meat.

My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn’t hiss or boo me.

I definitely gravitate towards things like vegetables, chicken, brown rice, but I don’t deprive myself of anything. If I want a Sprinkles cupcake, I’m having a Sprinkles cupcake. But I’m not going to have one every day… you just have to have a sensible outlook on all of it.

Re-colonizing it and sort of reverse-colonizing it to the point that today the national dish of Great Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala.