True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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