Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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How should they answer?
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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