If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENA bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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How should they answer?
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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