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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.

Abigail Van Buren

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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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