It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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