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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.

Abigail Van Buren

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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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