“Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers are the most effectual?”

Wine takes away reason, engenders insanity, leads to thousands of crimes, and imposes such an enormous expense on nations.

It [the earth] alone remains immoveable, whilst all things revolve round it.

An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.

Not a day without a line.

In wine there is health.

A short death is the sovereign good hap of human life.

The depth of darkness to which you can descend and still live is an exact measure of the height to which you can aspire to reach.

Man naturally yearns for novelty.

In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.

I would have a man generous to his country, his neighbors, his kindred, his friends, and most of all his poor friends. Not like some who are most lavish with those who are able to give most of them.

Now, that the sovereign power and deity, whatsoever it is, should have regard of mankind, is a toy and vanity worthy to be laughed at.

Human nature is fond of novelty.

Our youth and manhood are due to our country, but our declining years are due to ourselves.

I think it is the most beautiful and humane thing in the world, so to mingle gravity with pleasure that the one may not sink into melancholy, nor the other rise up into wantonness.

From the end spring new beginnings.

The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Far too many young people are living in their parents’ basements, and I think it is important for people to have hope and a vision things can be different.

I observe my thoughts and entertain only those that empower me.

It is hard that people don’t just let you do your job for them and entertain, and then carry on your own life.

I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.

I don’t try to sensationalize anybody. I’m not trying to entertain. I’m trying to give information and give access to me and tell about our program.

My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I’ll leave the scenery chewing to someone else.