I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
ADAM SANDLERI’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
ADAM SANDLERGirls are soft and pretty.
ADAM SANDLERI say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLERWhen you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
ADAM SANDLERMama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLERAlright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLERI have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
ADAM SANDLERNever seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
ADAM SANDLERI think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
ADAM SANDLERI wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
ADAM SANDLERMy comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
ADAM SANDLERI definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
ADAM SANDLERI finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
ADAM SANDLERComedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLERI can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
ADAM SANDLERSir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLER