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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.

Dick Cavett

There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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Form Law Online Weapon Yourself
When I’m doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: ‘Tell about the guy who died on your show!’
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Appearance Count Death Show Talk Yourself
Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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Comedy See Student
Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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Age Photograph Yourself
Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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Comic Gift God Moments Report
To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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Holiday Night Time Traffic
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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Himself Person Rare
I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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Exercise Friendship Lost Maintenance Myself
There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.
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Class Fresh Olympic Several Yourself
Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.
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Better Depression Function Patience Sadness Suicide
Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
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Easy Hobby Interest Myself
I have a long list of things that make me mad.
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Angry List Mad Myself
Its fun for me to go on other folks talk shows. When youve endured the ups and downs and tensions and pitfalls of hosting, being a guest is a piece of angel food.
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Angel Down Food Fun Pieces Show Talk Tension
I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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Hate Movie Myself
Commercials are not the only exposure that obesity gets on TV. It is by no means a rarity on the wonderful Judge Judy’s show when both plaintiff and accused all but literally fill the screen.
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Commercial Exposure Judge Rare Screen
I’ve actually gotten so I don’t associate television with entertainment very much.
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Associate Entertainment Myself Television

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.

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