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When I’m doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: ‘Tell about the guy who died on your show!’

Dick Cavett

The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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Anxiety Bear Dreams Emotion True
Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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Dirty Food Letter Mindset Word
You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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People Reason Television Watch
Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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Age Photograph Yourself
A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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Growth Man See Tough
Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
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Chance Coincidence Thinking
Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
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Easy Hobby Interest Myself
I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
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Age Average Live Thinking
I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples’ stories.
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Love Myself People Story
Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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Best Column Consider Home Myself Suspect
Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful.
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Brilliant Comedy Foot Myself Pain Time
Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.
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Oneself Performance Scene Show Tragedy
I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
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Life Live Myself
I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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Haunt Home Live Myself
Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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Comic Gift God Moments Report
I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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Believe Confession Live Planet Reading Reminder Space

When I’m doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: ‘Tell about the guy who died on your show!’

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