I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-’60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn’t the night before.
DICK CAVETTTherapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, ‘Kid, don’t make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you’re like David Frost. Make it a conversation.’
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn’t possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
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I have a long list of things that make me mad.
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It’s no fun being a specimen.
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It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
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Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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