I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
DICK CAVETTI find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Its fun for me to go on other folks talk shows. When youve endured the ups and downs and tensions and pitfalls of hosting, being a guest is a piece of angel food.
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’
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Commercials are not the only exposure that obesity gets on TV. It is by no means a rarity on the wonderful Judge Judy’s show when both plaintiff and accused all but literally fill the screen.
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I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the early years of courting the comic muse comes close to knowing what only the soldier knows: What combat is like.
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It’s not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.
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The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
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The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
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I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests’ books.
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