Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
DICK CAVETTI like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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Meryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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Its fun for me to go on other folks talk shows. When youve endured the ups and downs and tensions and pitfalls of hosting, being a guest is a piece of angel food.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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I don’t think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience’s reaction is from another.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?
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