Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
DAVE CHAPPELLEAll white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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