People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
DAVE CHAPPELLEMoney is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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