Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
DAVE CHAPPELLENo matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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