Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEOnce you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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