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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?

Adam Sandler

It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
ADAM SANDLER

Happiness Important People Surround Yourself
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Feeling Goodness Job Myself Way
I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
ADAM SANDLER

Alone Company Myself
I know I want to always do the best I can.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Myself Potential Work
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
ADAM SANDLER

Greatness Mom Myself Value Worth
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLER

Beautiful Comedy Feeling Woman Yourself
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Children Drive Myself Success
I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
ADAM SANDLER

Family Myself Trouble
I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
ADAM SANDLER

Day Stay Time Try Yourself
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Myself Parents Stop
My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Death Money Myself Trust
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Goodness Important Marriage Myself Problem
I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLER

Laughter Movie Myself
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
ADAM SANDLER

Connection Control Fact Myself
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLER

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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?

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