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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.

Roald Dahl

I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Humour Right Wrong
I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Finding Impossible Problem Talk
Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Children Lord Strave Strength
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Alcohol Need Room Writer
I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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Mind Tragedy Twist Writer Writing
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Chocolate History Teacher
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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Dreamer Dreams Music
If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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Humour Intend Invention Lord Walk
If you are good life is good.
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Goodness Life One Liner Positive
Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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Children Fairy Tale Laugh Scare
Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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Eyes Glitter Magic Watch World
We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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Dreamer Dreams Inspirational Reality
Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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Diary English Father Perfection Writing
And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Business Eyes Greatness Hide Inspirational Place Secret World

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