Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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