I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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