I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLERSir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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