My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
ADAM SANDLERSir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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