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You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss Read. Travel. Read. Ask. Read. Learn. Read. Connect. Read.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss I meant what I said and I said what I meant.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life’s A Great Balancing Act.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss You really can’t teach reading as a science. Love gets mixed up in it.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss Sometimes, when I see my grand daughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss Life is a suscess.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss Sometimes you will never know the value of something,until it becomes a memory.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss
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We were dirt poor but we had each other. We didn’t need much to have a lot.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov One quick sip of your memory I let it slip, and I go on without you.
Emma SchippersEmma Schippers If the scars on my heart were visible to the naked eye, maybe you’d think twice about inflicting more.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney I am getting better at forgetting you. I am slowly but steadily learning the art of forgetting you.
Juana GarciaJuana Garcia Paper and pen petrify me, for they pierce right through me, drawing deep blue blood, leaving me utterly cold.
Shreya JoshiShreya Joshi Spend time with people who get excited over even the smallest victories you earn.
Sonia SabnisSonia Sabnis I wonder if you were the poison or the antidote.
Ginnie BaleGinnie Bale
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