“I meant what I said and I said what I meant.”

A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses. To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it’d be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

It is better to know how to learn than to know.

They say I’m old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!

Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you.

Don’t live to please everyone. Embrace those who enjoy your company and to hell with the haters.

Congratulations! Today is your day!

My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn’t make it up!

For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.

Don’t conform for the sake of pleasing others. Mold yourself into the person that you want to be.

If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.

In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.

Writing for children is murder. A chapter has to be boiled down to a paragraph. Every word has to count.

I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone.

When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

I just say whatever I want to whoever I want whenever I want wherever I want however I want.

You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I’ll rise!

Always be a first-rate version of yourself.

I gotta get you out my head now. I just cut you off.

The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.

The things that make me different are the things that make me.

I tend to play rather odd men. People that are slightly odd or eccentric, or have a more particular attitude to life.