When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
ADAM SANDLERI don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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