I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
ADAM SANDLERHaving a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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