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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.

Adam Sandler

It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
ADAM SANDLER

Company Effect Hard Surround Yourself
My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
ADAM SANDLER

Goodness Happiness Hurt Intention Myself People Time
I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Family Father Myself Study
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
ADAM SANDLER

Anxiety Myself Performance Stand Young
I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
ADAM SANDLER

Growth Home Myself Thinking
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLER

Comment Oneself Technology
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
ADAM SANDLER

Happiness Humility Live Moments Myself Role
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Choice Goodness Love Work Yourself
My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Death Money Myself Trust
I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Myself People Safety
I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
ADAM SANDLER

Family Myself Trouble
I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
ADAM SANDLER

Company Control Life Myself Run
I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Myself Reading Stand
I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLER

Laughter Movie Myself
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Goodness Important Marriage Myself Problem

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