Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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