“Don’t be something you’re not. Unless you can be a fabulous unicorn. Always be a fabulous unicorn.”

This dog. Is possibly the dumbest dog in the world. I’ve had him for 2 years since today He’s been my boo ever since.

It was so much easier to connect with my fans when I was smaller. I could answer every message, and I enjoyed that.

I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.

It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!

Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.

Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my ‘dream education’ at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.

The fact that Disney bought Maker Studios doesn’t really change anything for me.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Random acts of kindness is the worst thing like f**k off honestly.

If someone hates your guts, feed it to them if someone loves your guts, they’re probably a zombie.

Everyday is a new fresh start. To go straight back to bed.

Don’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.

Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore.

In the very few interviews I’ve made, it doesn’t matter how long we’ve talked to each other, the headline is still just about my paycheck.

Don’t you dare die on me, Bob! I’ll freakin’ kill you if you die!

Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.

The one excellent thing that can be learned from a lion is that whatever a man intends doing should be done by him with a whole-hearted and strenuous effort.

We should always speak what would please the man of whom we expect a favor, like the hunter who sings sweetly when he desires to shoot a deer.

Union in privacy (with one’s wife); boldness; storing away useful items; watchfulness; and not easily trusting others; these five things are to be learned from a crow.

A person becomes great not be sitting on some high seat, but through higher qualities. Can a crow become an eagle by simply sitting on the top of a palatial building?

I have always cared about the Indian Rhinos & am speaking up for these mighty beings.

Learn to recognize the counterfeit coins that may buy you just a moment of pleasure, But then drag you for days like a broken man behind a farting camel.

Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense of propriety, have no compassion or love and become demons.