“Together, we make two halves of a whole idiot.”

All your life, you’ll meet people that only want to break you down. Forget them, stand strong with the people who build you up.

Sometimes, you just have to follow your own path.

It’s not like I’m trying not to be worse! I’m trying to be gooder!

Don’t go for the booty if it kills you.

What I do is temporary, but what I leave behind is forever.

You have to start by believing in yourself.

Tell the person next to you that they look nice today. If you are alone, tell yourself.

I just gotta not suck; which is hard, considering exactly who I am.

You are important, never forget that.

Sometimes you must reach beyond yourself to reach yourself within yourself.

I live to make you smile. And there’s nothing I’d rather do.

Not all those who wander are lost.

If you can use those fears to shape who you will be and push past them, you can do anything.

Be good to everyone. You never know who might be suffering alone.

I thought I was fast but it turns out I’m dead.

I want to live in a world where every person gives far more than they take.

Acting is the perfect idiot’s profession.

After 50 years of television, there’s no other conclusion the aliens could draw, but that most humans are neurotic, death-hungry, dysfunctional idiots.

Our nation is turning into an idiocracy.

To an old leader will be born an idiot heir, weak both in knowledge and in war.

A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.

There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Drugs are for idiots. I’m never going to be that person.

A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot.