I thought I was fast but it turns out I’m dead.
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Victor HugoVictor Hugo You do not immortalize the lost by writing about them. Language buries, but does not resurrect.
John GreenJohn Green Every man’s last day is fixed. Lifetimes are brief, and not to be regained, for all mankind. But by their deeds to make their fame last: that is labor for the brave.
VirgilVirgil Your mind is your predicament. It wants to be free of change. Free of pain, free of the obligations of life and death. But change is law and no amount of pretending will alter that reality.
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