For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLINMaybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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