I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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