I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLINMaybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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