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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

Lily Tomlin

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style

I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

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