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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

Lily Tomlin

The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself

I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

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