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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

Lily Tomlin

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
LILY TOMLIN

Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way

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