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Lily Tomlin

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad

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