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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

Lily Tomlin

You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk

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